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The Squatter Show or How We Succeeded Without the Horseshoe Saturday, October 27, 2001
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Temporarily removed from the Golden Horseshoe Saloon by hordes of roving Mariachi enthusiasts, the Billies escaped their confines to brave the throngs of adoring fans and go outside to play. The show started off with Kirk doing his crowd pleasing impression of a Rocky, the Flying Squirrel. |
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As the show began, all the Billies were in fine spirits. Billy Banjo wowed the fans with his daring impression of Billy Bass. Billy Elvis re-enacted his karate dance of death. Billy Doo-hickey kept up the beat with a dead-"pan" solo of Funky Town, while Billy Fiddle waxed poetic, thinking about his next break. |
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| Suddenly, disaster struck as Billy Fiddle noticed that parts began to fall off of Billy's doo-hickey. Fanatical fans, with visions of E-bay profits, lunged for the parts, but were repelled by the crouching Billy. | |||
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| Upset by the whole doo-hickey affair and worried about the rising cost of replacing the broken doo-hickey parts........... | Billy Fiddle began hitting up the crowd for donations. | ||
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Unable to raise the required funds, Billy Elvis regaled the crowd with his "Ed Sullivan" routine in an effort to milk more doo-hickey donations from the reluctant crowd. | ||
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| When this tactic failed to win over the crowd, a general "sit-down" strike was called, in which Billy Elvis was heard to exclaim, "Who will join us in our quest?" He was immediately joined by the young man to his right. | |||
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| Gradually the other Billies joined the protest, which immediately lead to a "lie down/siesta" strike by Billy Elvis. | |||
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| It was later discovered that
playing musicals instruments in a sitting/horizontal position leads to
loss of musical quality.
In a valiant effort to restore order, Hillbilly management promised to replace all broken doo-hickey parts at cost and played "The Star-Spangled Banner" through the Frontierland sound system in an effort to get the reclining Billies to rise. |
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| The next day, the Billies were returned to their original showcase at the Golden Horseshoe Saloon and told to clean their rooms and they lived happily ever after. | |||
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The End. |
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