Billy Gazette -vol.10

Billy Hill News Gazette

Elvis Aaron Vincent, editor

Established in Jan's World, Circa 2002

January, 2003 Edition; Volume 10

Happy 68th Birthday Elvis!

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Presenting The All Elvis Edition

of the Billy Hill News Gazette

In honor of his 68th birthday,

this weeks Billy Hill Gazette is dedicated to the

King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley.

See if you can spot the many Elvis mentions and Elvis errors

contained in this week's edition. [There are 30]

ELVIS VERSUS GODZILLA --

Scientists say- SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

Dateline, Disneyland-January 5, 2003

Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King, be one and the same? Scientists and police investigators this week announced their startling findings when it was discovered that you never saw them in the same location at the same time. The Billy Hill Gazette proudly presents their research here. You be the judge.

*Godzilla's Nickname: "King... of Monsters".
*Elvis' Nickname: "King... of Rock".

*Year Godzilla Started Career :1954.
*Year Elvis Started Career:1954.

*Species of Godzilla: Giant lizard.
*Species of Elvis: Lounge lizard.

*Godzilla: Hangs with monstrous freaks.
*Elvis: Had Michael Jackson for son-in-law.

*Godzilla: Fought famous insects, the giant caterpillar Mothra.
*Elvis: Outlasted famous insects, the Beatles.

*Godzilla: Screeches in the key of E.
*Elvis: Sings in the key of E.

*Godzilla's Eating Habits: Would eat anything.
*Elvis' Eating Habits: Would eat anything fried.

*Godzilla: Was Played by fat man in rubber suit.
*Elvis: Was fat man in rubber suit.

*Godzilla: Fought all forms of evil in Godzilla vs. Smog Monster.
*Elvis: Absorbed all forms of evil into his own body.

*Godzilla: Has eaten the building.
*Elvis: Has left the building having eaten everything in it.

Kirk Wall IS Elvis!

Dateline- Costa Mesa, California

Jan's World recently completed it's newest web page featuring Billy Hill lead man, Kirk Wall, as the King himself. The pictures were taken at last summer's Orange County Fair Classic Car Show.

Elvis events that day included a many concerts, an Elvis watermelon eating contest, and visits and pictures with our favorite King of Rock and Roll, Kirk Wall.

To see Kirk's Elvis Page, go to

Elvis at the Orange County Fair

When on the Internet, visit

The History of the Golden Elvis Saloon

and see the history of The Billy Hill and the Hillbillies Show

as well as many other shows that have performed there throughout the years.

Now available at Jan's World.net

The Golden Horseshoe History Website Now On-line

The Billy Hill News Gazette staff is proud to announce that the History of the Golden Horseshoe Saloon web pages are now on-line.

Posted as a separate webpage on the

Jan's World site, information includes the entire history from opening day in 1955 to the present and includes many previously unseen pictures.

The web pages feature the following pages:

* The Early History of the Golden Horseshoe

* The Golden Horseshoe Revue Show

* The Golden Horse Jamboree Show

* The Golden Horseshoe Variety Show

* Billy Hill and the Hillbillies Show

* Woody's Round-up Show

* Laughing Stock's Little Town Show

* Other Entertainment and Information

Come and visit!

Billy Elvis Joke of the Week

Billy Fiddle Wisdom

We've all heard Silly Billy Elvis tell us that his big brother, Billy is the only man to ask the question...Why is there an Interstate highway in Hawaii? Or why is there Braille at the drive-through ATM?

But here's some more Billy Fiddle wisdom...

"If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?"

"If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"? "

"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? "

"What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?"

"I was thinking that if you can put pictures of missing kids on milk cartons, women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans."

Birthdays Abound With Dec. Barncat Visit!

Dateline- Disneyland, December, 2002

Pictured below are Shannon and Christine and their children, Caleb and Amber as they visited The Elvis Barncats. The Barncats that day included Rick Dunham on guitar, Jonny Ray on bass, Candy Gerard on fiddle, Elvis on patrol and John Schlocker on banjo.

Rick Dunham's New CD

Billy sub and Barncat regular, Rick Dunham has a CD available called San Antonio.

In this reporter's opinion, it is the best Elvis style CD to be heard in a long time. Copies are available through Rick. Pop on over and pay him a visit at DCA and tell him Elvis Presley highly recommended it.

CD's are $10.00 each. For more CD info, go to

Jan's Barncats Page

Billy & Barncat fan, Shannon's son, Caleb celebrates his 7th birthday with The Barncats in December.

Also, celebrating her birthday on the same day was Amber, daughter of Billy & Barncat regular, Christine. Amber was being serenaded by favorite, Rick Dunham who sang, "Amy" with new words.

When at

Disney's Elvis Adventure,

stop by and visit