Billy Hill News Gazette 

J. A. Vincent, editor

 Established in Jan's World, Circa 2002

December, 2002 Edition; Volume 9

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Science Breakthrough Proves

Important Discovery

Procedures are now being developed for testing new applicants for musician openings at the Magic Kingdom.

Dateline,Disneyland-December 14, 2002

   The scientific community today confirmed what Billy Hill lead, Billy Elvis has been telling us for years...that there really is "R&R" in their DNA.

   The "R&R" in this case represents "Rock and Roll". Billy Hill DNA samples were used and examined to prove this claim.

   In the magnified illustrations to the left research scientists, lead by Dr. I. M. Sane, finally proved what Billy fans had known since the Billies first sang together in 1992.

Billy Dad Visits the Golden Horseshoe Saloon

Dateline,Disneyland-December 12, 2002

   While on their annual Christmas trek to Disneyland last Thursday for the 1:15 show, Billy Fiddle's father, Stephen Fetchet granted an brief interview for the editor of the Billy Hill News Gazette.

   When asked about his famous son, Mr. Fetchet was quoted as saying, "He was always such a good kid.....we don't know what happened."

Pictured here last year are Billy Fiddle and his step-mom, Louise and father, Stephen.

DBC Christmas Party Deemed A Success

Dateline-Covina, December 13, 2002

   Da' Billy Club celebrated with holiday cheer on Friday with a party hosted by l DBC members, Gloria and Jimmy. There were goodies galore to nibble on and a white elephant gift exchange was held at the end of the evening.

   Pictures of the event were taken by staff photographer, S.R. Vincent.

Billy Gals Visit the "Shoe

Dateline, Frontierland- December 16, 2002

   This bevy of lovely hillbilly-friendly ladies visited the Golden Horseshoe this week and posed with the "Fab Four of Santa Monica".

   Donned in their holiday "gay apparel" that matched the Billies own festive new overalls, they were greeted by the boys lead by Billy sub, Silly Billy Elvis.

When on the Internet, visit

The History of the Golden Horseshoe Saloon

at JansWorld.net

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The Golden Horseshoe History Website Now On-line

 The Billy Hill News Gazette staff is proud to announce that the History of the Golden Horseshoe Saloon web pages are now on-line.

     Posted as a separate webpage on the Jan's World site, information includes the entire history from opening day  in 1955 to the present and includes many previously unseen pictures.

The web pages feature the following pages:

* The early History of the Golden Horseshoe

* The Golden Horseshoe Revue Show

* The Golden Horse Jamboree Show

* The Golden Horseshoe Variety Show

* Billy Hill and the Hillbillies Show

* Woody's Round-up Show

* Laughing Stock's Little Town Show

* Other Entertainment and Information

Come and visit!

DBC member & Billy Fan, Jill celebrated her birthday this past Monday, December 16th by doing what all good Billy fans do on their birthday..... "she went to Disneyland".

Happy Birthday Jill!

Billy Fiddle Wisdom

   We've all heard Silly Billy Elvis tell us that his big brother, Billy is the only man to ask the question...Why is there an Interstate highway in Hawaii? Or why is there braille at the drive-through ATM?

But here's some more Billy Fiddle wisdom.....

* Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
* If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

An Excellent Stocking Stuffer!

   Billy sub and Barncat regular, Rick Dunham has a CD available called San Antonio.

   In this reporter opinion, it is the best country style CD to be heard in a long time. Copies are available through Rick. Pop on over and pay him a visit at DCA and tell him the Billy Gazette highly recommended it.

   CD's are $10.00 each. For more CD info, go to Jan's Barncats Page

Billy Joke of the Week

When at

Disney's California Adventure,

stop by and visit

in Beautiful Bountiful Valley.

Dateline, Yucca Valley- Sept. 28, 2002-  

     News from the Barncats is that master web spinner, Kat Moser will be designing The Barncats new web page.

     As soon as it is posted, we will add it to our list of great links. We look forward to seeing it.

Be sure to visit Kat's other fine sites at www.katsmeow.com

Bizarre Photo of the Week

Little Sparky narrowly lost out in the open audition to perform at Disneyland in 1992. Looking for replacement entertainment for the Golden Horseshoe Saloon, Disney entertainment management decided to go with our heroes, Billy Hill and the Hillbillies instead. Little Sparky is pictured here singing his version of "You Ain't Nothin', But A Hound Dog. " He later went on to become famous as the writer of the all dog version of "Jingle Bells", that is a yearly Christmas favorite on local radio stations.

Last Week's Bizarre Photo

What famous Billy-inspired dance  is being demonstrated here?

Why, the Billy Stomp, of course, inspired by Billy Mandolin's William Tell Overture!

Recently new or updated web pages at Jan's World include:

* Billy Farley's First Show

* Kirk Wall Visits the Grateful Dudes

* Preview of Flik's Fun Fair

* Bug Band Dressing Room Photos

* Billy Bug Band Show

* Jan's Ghostly Trio Page.

* Sarah's Scary Resemblances

If you haven't seen them,

visit soon!