Billy Hill News Gazette 
J. A. Vincent, editor |
Established in Jan's World, Circa 2002 November, 2002 Edition; Volume 7 Subscribe now before the "extremely free" rates get even freer! |
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Billy Hill Christmas Show Starts Thanksgiving Day Dateline - Disneyland As the Christmas season gets underway at the Disneyland Resort, Billy Hill and the Hillbillies have already decked the halls of the Golden Horseshoe Saloon with wreaths, garland and bows. Now, prepare to be dazzled as they start the holiday season with their Christmas version of the show which starts Thanksgiving Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 11:45 a.m. Look for a possible new "CHANGE" in this year's show. Look for your old favorites, including Christmas Elvis, Sleigh Bells, and the Billy chipmunks. | 
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Mrs. Daisy Mae Hatfield | Thanksgiving Day Recipe Contest Dateline-November 28, 2002 As Thanksgiving Day fast approaches, hillbilly fans everywhere are preparing for the holidays. As part of this newspapers commitment to providing useful community information, we decided to poll housewives throughout the country and asked this question: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAMILY HOLIDAY RECIPE FOR THANKSGIVING? |
The winner is Mrs. Daisy Mae Hatfield of Dead Man's Gulch, Arizona [pictured above] who sent us her family's recipe for Texas Possum Chili Stuffing. She tells us this recipe was passed down from her granny in Arkansas in the 80's [1880's, that is] and she added the armadillo meat and jalapenos later, to please her Texas and Arizona kin. Texas Possum Chili Stuffing. Ingredients:
1 large possum or 2 small (good and dead-really dead)
3 onions chopped
1 pound sausage
15 jalapenos
5 tomatoes
2 red peppers chopped
3 squirrels, cut into pieces
1 armadillo
1 cup tea
1/4 can Copenhagen 2 cups dry bread, cubed
Chop up everything (be sure to skin the 'dillo) set it on the fire (or stove, if ya wanna be fancy) let it boil until the dogs howl. Use it to stuff either another possum or a turkey you done shot. Be sure to remove the buck shot from the turkey carcass. Eat with regard to the bones and serve with cheese (not green) and more onions. This is actually a recipe my granny taught me how to cook. It is actually real edible.
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Try Mrs. Cubbyson's new "No Bikini At All" Turkey Kit |
Everything you need to "lure" your men to the Thanksgiving Day dinner table is provided in one easy kit. Kit includes: Extra spicy stuffing, Special Deep Tanning Cocoa Butter, Bikini shaped foil cut-outs, and A lawn-chair shaped drip pan for cooking ease
[Hen turkey not included] | 
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Everyone wants to have a safe Thanksgiving Day! Remember these two tips: |
Holidays are a dangerous time to be on the road. When traveling this holiday, please be a cautious driver, leave plenty of time for traveling to your destination and DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! The life you save may be your own. | 
Turkeys should be prepared and served carefully to prevent food poisoning. For information about Turkey safety tips, go to http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/turkey/safety.html |
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An Excellent Stocking Stuffer! Billy sub and Barncat regular, Rick Dunham has a CD available called San Antonio. In this reporter opinion, it is the best country style CD to be heard in a long time. Copies are available through Rick. Pop on over and pay him a visit at DCA and tell him the Billy Gazette highly recommended it. CD's are $10.00 each. For more CD info, go to Jan's Barncats Page 
| Billy Joke of the Week 
This year, Farmer Jones' turkeys decided to take advantage of the free internet language tapes offered by Berlitz. |
Bizarre Photo of the Week 
Who did this cute little boy grow up to be?
Send your answers and comments to the Bizarre Photos editor @ Billy Hill News Gazette Answers will appear on the DBC message board. | 
Recent new or updated web pages at Jan's World include: * Kirk Wall Visits the Grateful Dudes * Preview of Flik's Fun Fair * Bug Band Dressing Room Photos * Billy Bug Band Show * Jan's Ghostly Trio Page. * Sarah's Scary Resemblances If you haven't seen them, visit soon! |
Last Week's Bizarre Photo 
Did you know that these are the official ingredients of Disneyland? Actually these are the ingredients of the yummy Golden Horseshoe Krispie Treats. [Thanks to Erik Maynard for the label] | Coming Attractions The Billy Hill News Gazette staff is feverishly at work recording the oral history of the Golden Horseshoe Saloon. Posted as a separate webpage on this site, information will include the entire history from opening day 1955 to the present and will include many previously unseen pictures. Look for this page to be open sometime in 2003.
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When at Disney's California Adventure, stop by and visit 
in Beautiful Bountiful Valley. | Dateline, Yucca Valley- Sept. 28, 2002- News from the Barncats is that master web spinner, Kat Moser will be designing The Barncats new web page. A soon as it is posted, we will add it to our list of great links. We look forward to seeing it.
Be sure to visit Kat's other fine sites at www.katsmeow.com |
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