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Billy Hill News Gazette
J. A. Vincent, editor |
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Established in Jan's World, Circa 2002
November, 2002 Edition; Volume 7
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Billy Hill Christmas Show Starts
Thanksgiving Day
Dateline - Disneyland
As the Christmas season gets underway at the Disneyland Resort,
Billy Hill and the Hillbillies have already decked the halls of the
Golden Horseshoe Saloon with wreaths, garland and bows. Now, prepare
to be dazzled as they start the holiday season with their Christmas
version of the show which starts Thanksgiving Thursday, November 28,
2002 at 11:45 a.m. Look for a possible new "CHANGE" in this year's
show.
Look for your old favorites,
including Christmas Elvis, Sleigh Bells, and the Billy chipmunks. |
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Mrs. Daisy Mae
Hatfield |
Thanksgiving Day Recipe Contest
Dateline-November 28, 2002
As Thanksgiving Day fast approaches, hillbilly fans everywhere are
preparing for the holidays.
As part of this newspapers commitment to providing useful community
information, we decided to poll housewives throughout the country
and asked this question:
WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE FAMILY HOLIDAY RECIPE FOR THANKSGIVING? |
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winner is Mrs. Daisy Mae Hatfield of Dead Man's Gulch, Arizona
[pictured above] who sent us her family's recipe for Texas Possum
Chili Stuffing. She tells us this recipe was passed down from
her granny in Arkansas in the 80's [1880's, that is] and she added
the armadillo meat and jalapenos later, to please her Texas and
Arizona kin.
Texas Possum Chili Stuffing.
Ingredients:
1 large possum or 2 small (good and dead-really dead)
3 onions chopped
1 pound sausage
15 jalapenos
5 tomatoes
2 red peppers chopped
3 squirrels, cut into pieces
1 armadillo
1 cup tea
1/4 can Copenhagen
2
cups dry bread, cubed
Chop up everything (be sure to skin the 'dillo) set it on the fire
(or stove, if ya wanna be fancy) let it boil until the dogs howl.
Use it to stuff either another possum or a turkey you done shot.
Be sure to remove the buck shot from the turkey carcass. Eat with
regard to the bones and serve with cheese (not green) and more
onions. This is actually a recipe my granny taught me how to cook.
It is actually real edible.
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Try Mrs. Cubbyson's new
"No Bikini At All" Turkey Kit |
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Everything you need to "lure"
your men
to the Thanksgiving Day
dinner table is provided in one
easy kit.
Kit includes:
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Extra spicy
stuffing,
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Special Deep
Tanning Cocoa Butter,
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Bikini shaped
foil cut-outs, and
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A lawn-chair
shaped drip pan for cooking ease
[Hen turkey not included] |
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Everyone wants to have a safe Thanksgiving Day!
Remember these two tips: |
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Holidays are a dangerous time
to be on the road.
When traveling this holiday,
please be a cautious driver,
leave plenty of time for traveling to your
destination and
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
The life you save may be your own. |
Turkeys should be prepared and served carefully to prevent food
poisoning. For information about Turkey safety tips, go to
http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/turkey/safety.html |
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When on the Internet, Visit the official
Billy and the
Hillbillies Website.
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An Excellent Stocking Stuffer!
Billy sub and Barncat regular, Rick Dunham has a CD available called
San Antonio.
In
this reporter opinion, it is the best country style CD to be heard
in a long time. Copies are available through Rick. Pop on over and
pay him a visit at DCA and tell him the Billy Gazette highly
recommended it.
CD's
are $10.00 each. For more CD info, go to
Jan's Barncats Page
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Billy Joke of the Week
This year, Farmer Jones' turkeys decided to take
advantage of the free internet language tapes offered by Berlitz.
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Bizarre Photo of the Week
Who did this cute little boy
grow up to be?
Send your answers and comments to
the Bizarre Photos editor
@
Billy Hill News Gazette
Answers will appear on the
DBC message board.
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Recent new or updated web pages at
Jan's World include:
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Kirk
Wall Visits the Grateful Dudes
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Preview of Flik's Fun Fair
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Bug Band Dressing Room Photos
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Billy Bug Band Show
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Jan's Ghostly Trio Page.
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Sarah's Scary Resemblances
If you haven't seen them, visit soon!
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Last Week's Bizarre Photo
Did you know that these are the official
ingredients of Disneyland?
Actually these are the ingredients of the yummy
Golden Horseshoe Krispie Treats.
[Thanks to Erik Maynard for the label]
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Coming Attractions
The Billy Hill News Gazette staff is feverishly at work recording
the oral history of the
Golden Horseshoe Saloon.
Posted as a separate webpage on this site, information will include
the entire history from opening day 1955 to the present and will
include many previously unseen pictures.
Look for this page to be open sometime in 2003.
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When at
Disney's California Adventure,
stop by and visit
in Beautiful Bountiful Valley.
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Dateline, Yucca Valley- Sept. 28, 2002-
News
from the Barncats is that master web spinner, Kat Moser will be
designing The Barncats
new web page. A soon as it is posted, we will add it to our list of
great links. We look forward to seeing it.
Be sure to visit Kat's other fine sites at
www.katsmeow.com
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