Billy Hill News Gazette 

J. A. Vincent, editor

 Established in Jan's World, Circa 2002

November, 2002 Edition; Volume 5

 

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Billies take Michigan by storm

 "Grand Rapids Symphony Pops Series featuring BILLY & THE HILLBILLIES at De Vos Hall, 245 Monroe NW. 8 pm. $52-$15. Information: 454-9451. Fri & Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. Billy & the Hillbillies isn't your average bluegrass band -it's a comedy act by four guys who happen to have extraordinary instrumental chops and a goofball front man. The Grand Rapids Symphony will accompany, with John Varineau as conductor."

www.grsymphony.com

 

Concertos meet country

    Yet, Billy and the Hillbillies are serious musicians, too. Over the course of a 75-minute show, their virtuosity slowly seeps out.

    John Marshall's slap bass technique, with left-hand hammers lifted from Eddie Van Halen's rock guitar style, left listeners wondering how he did that.

    Dennis Fetchet's introduction to "Orange Blossom Special," a long, long introduction, nonetheless wound the audience into a frenzy with the famous fiddle tune.

    Evan Marshall's solo, "Billy Tell Overture," better known as the final section of Rossini's "William Tell" Overture, was an amazing tour de force when he played the entire orchestral accompaniment on mandolin.

    Associate conductor John "Billy" Varineau, with clarinet at the ready, joined the regular Billys for a ditty called "The Russian Rag," a send-up of Rachmaninoff's famous Prelude in C-sharp minor.

    "We couldn't do it without the Grand Rapids Symphony," Wall quipped at the end of the night. "We could ... but it wouldn't be as good."

    In its own way, the Grand Rapids Symphony was as impressive Friday night as its guests.

Dateline, Grand Rapids- November 10, 2002

Hillbillies, symphony concoct a great show

Saturday, November 09, 2002

By Jeff Kaczmarczyk
The Grand Rapids Press

    Yep, they're still funnier than silk britches on a stampeding sow. Two summers ago, Billy and the Hillbillies wowed the Grand Rapids Symphony's Picnic Pops audience at Cannonsburg.

    The denizens of Disneyland in California returned for a fiddle sawin', toe-tappin', knee-slappin' good time Friday evening with the Grand Rapids Symphony.

    "We're known for being daring hillbilly entertainers," Kirk "Billy" Wall deadpanned. Yessiree, Bob.

    Who else would do a bluegrass take on the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive" from "Saturday Night Fever"? Or a rap version of "Thank God, I'm a Country Boy"?

    Most of their act was the same show they did in July 2001. But it still worked its magic on the Pops Series audience.

    Led by their front man, Wall, a singer with a dead-on Elvis sound in his voice, the comics in coveralls had Friday's audience laughing with their mayhem, wrapped in the indigenous music of the mountains. Um, the Santa Monica Mountains, to be precise. Even in a tightly rehearsed act, featuring such numbers as "Mama Don't Allow," which worked the Grand Rapids Symphony into the act, Billy and the Hillbillies left elbow room for added laughs.

    Wall is a wicked improviser. The audience howled when he mispronounced DeVos Hall as "The Boss Hall," which pretty much sums it up in Grand Rapids. The jokes within jokes don't stop.

    Beethoven's Fifth Symphony slides into "Roll Over Beethoven," but Mozart's "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" swings into "I've Been Working on the Railroad" with nary a train wreck.

    Where funny becomes hysterical is when their jokes go beyond the jokes. Friday night, many of Wall's punch lines were followed by yet another quip that was sly and on the side. Whether meant for the other musicians on stage or for members of the audience "in the know," they were the stingers that transformed the initial chuckles into a hearty belly laughs.

Farley and Bob visit the Horseshoe

Dateline, Disneyland- Nov. 4, 2002

 

   Billy Hill and the Hillbillies welcomed surprise guest and ex-fellow castmember, Farley the Fiddler, Monday to their 3:00 pm show.

   Visiting the park in honor of his wife, Leslie's birthday, Farley sat front row center, as he and his lovely wife enjoyed the show.

   For those of you who don't remember Farley the Fiddler [Gary], he use to play in Bear/Critter Country and throughout Frontierland in the 80's and 90's entertaining guests waiting in lines.

 

    Also, spotted at the park this last Sunday was Kirk Wall associate and fellow Knights band member, Robert Torti, who was visiting with his family. Bob's film credits include "That Thing You Do" with Tom Hanks and Kate's ex-boyfriend on "The Drew Carey Show", as well as "Smokey Joe's Cafe" and "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat".

Bizarre Weather Pattern surprises Disneyland Guests

Dateline, Disneyland- Nov. 8, 2002

     Park guests this last week-end welcomed the holiday season with snow on Main Street, and the always anticipated Christmas tree in the center of.

     Other holiday activities include the the Billy Hill Christmas Show, the ongoing Haunted Mansion's Nightmare Before Christmas event, the holiday fireworks spectacular, and the annual Holiday parade featuring Santa Claus himself.

Gazette Editor Fails Audition

 

Dateline, DCA- Oct. 26, 2002-

    Billy Hill Gazette editor, JA Vincent recently decided to try her hand at a new career as a doo-hickey substitute for The Barncats. Despite encouragement from fellow band members, Rick Dunham, Candy Lehrman and Bob Moore, band founder, Dave Eastley vetoed the audition.

    It was decided that regular Doo-hickey sub, Arshag need not worry about his job future, as Ms. Vincent fumbled her way through the entire bluegrass number causing the reaction below.

When at

Disney's California Adventure,

stop by and visit

in Beautiful Bountiful Valley.

Dateline, Yucca Valley- Sept. 28, 2002-  

   News from the Barncats is that master web spinner, Kat Moser will be designing The Barncats new web page. A soon as it is posted, we will add it to our list of great links. We look forward to seeing it.

 

Be sure to visit Kat's other fine sites at www.katsmeow.com

In a medical study released this week, it was discovered that the average person over 50 will have spent a total of 5 years waiting in lines.

[The Billy Hill Gazette would like to point out that if you are a Billy Hill fan, you can quadruple that number.]

 

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Dateline, DCA- Sept. 25, 2002

   Billy sub and Barncat regular, Rick Dunham has a CD available called San Antonio.

   In this reporter opinion, it is the best country style CD to be heard in a long time. Copies are available through Rick. Pop on over and pay him a visit at DCA and tell him the Billy Gazette highly recommended it.

   CD's are $10.00 each. For more CD info, go to Jan's Barncats Page

 

 

Billy Joke of the Week

 

Bizarre Photo of the Week

 

In what year would you have seen this Golden Horseshoe Menu?

Wow,  .25¢ Pepsi, but sadly, no chili cheese fries!

Answers will be posted next week,

both here and on the message board.

Send your answers to the

Bizarre Photos editor

@ Billy Hill News Gazette

[Answer will appear next week.]

 

Recent new or updated web pages at Jan's World include:

 

* Kirk Wall Visits the Grateful Dudes

* Preview of Flik's Fun Fair

* Bug Band Dressing Room Photos

* Billy Bug Band Show

* Jan's Ghostly Trio Page.

* Sarah's Scary Resemblances

 

If you haven't seen them, visit soon!

 

 

Last Week's Bizarre Photo

What is this Billy thinking?

Last week's answer:

1] "Is that a liver pate cupcake over there?" [inside joke for DA]

2] "I think my G string is a little loose."

3] "Did I remember to unplug the iron?"

4] "I think Debbie owns me at least 2¢."

5] "I smell chestnuts roasting on an open fire."

6] "I could have been watching Gilligan's Island."

 

Coming Attractions

 

    The Billy Hill News Gazette staff is feverishly at work recording the oral history of the

Golden Horseshoe Saloon.

    Posted as a separate webpage on this site, information will include the entire history from opening day 1955 to the present and will include many previously unseen pictures.

Look for this page to be open sometime in November.

 

 

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